A few days ago, the SA Forum Goons demonized (sometimes literally) a number of politicians. In the interest of equal time, I reserved this space for campaign ads in support of some of those same maligned public servants!

ShadowCatboy

As I'm sure most of you are aware, the 2012 Republican primary season has, from the beginning, been a circus of batshit insanity and eye-gouging. There are Mitt Romney supporters pushing him into the lead based on his moderate past, and then there's everyone else who hates him. After this little chestnut came out of the recent debate:

I decided to make this based on that sort of weird, nervous laughter:


Now let's take a little gander at Romney's side, D&D style.

Nuclear Spoon

Raskolnikov2089 / Au Revoir Shosanna


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