A few days ago, the SA Forum Goons demonized (sometimes literally) a number of politicians. In the interest of equal time, I reserved this space for campaign ads in support of some of those same maligned public servants!
As I'm sure most of you are aware, the 2012 Republican primary season has, from the beginning, been a circus of batshit insanity and eye-gouging. There are Mitt Romney supporters pushing him into the lead based on his moderate past, and then there's everyone else who hates him. After this little chestnut came out of the recent debate:
I decided to make this based on that sort of weird, nervous laughter:
Now let's take a little gander at Romney's side, D&D style.
Raskolnikov2089 / Au Revoir Shosanna
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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