Kid Gloves

> exit to the right

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Kid Gloves

> hop on pitchfork, quickly steal fetus, throw it at hellbats

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Kumbamontu

> cast enlarge, throw pitchfork at bats

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Kid Gloves

> take hellbat, return fetus to demons, ask if they've seen Christopher Hitchens

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