>Take fetus. Exit north.
>lie to christopher about how much you adore his writing, coax him into following you
activate the hell laser at hitler, and while it slowly rises to his crotch laugh at him and walk over to the person in the middle
> pick up the cross christopher is attached to, leaving the other two behind. exit south
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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