>Take fetus. Exit north.
>lie to christopher about how much you adore his writing, coax him into following you
activate the hell laser at hitler, and while it slowly rises to his crotch laugh at him and walk over to the person in the middle
> pick up the cross christopher is attached to, leaving the other two behind. exit south
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
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