Mathhole

>Take fetus. Exit north.

Atma


Kumbamontu

>lie to christopher about how much you adore his writing, coax him into following you

Atma


Lemonpieman

activate the hell laser at hitler, and while it slowly rises to his crotch laugh at him and walk over to the person in the middle

Atma


Kumbamontu

> pick up the cross christopher is attached to, leaving the other two behind. exit south

Atma


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