>Take fetus. Exit north.
>lie to christopher about how much you adore his writing, coax him into following you
activate the hell laser at hitler, and while it slowly rises to his crotch laugh at him and walk over to the person in the middle
> pick up the cross christopher is attached to, leaving the other two behind. exit south
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