> pick up the cross, go into the portal room
>Open inventory, mutilate the bat.
international owl day
>use hellbat wings & aborted fetus
> kill flying-fetus, take hitchens, bat wings, and pitchfork into portal
> recite the entirety of Atlas Shrugged at the portal
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