I WAS THE FURY
If your vision lasts for more than four hours, please see your doctor and let him know the new glasses work wonderfully and that you appreciate the work he has done.
no they will not
You know what they say about guys with huge penises... [gestures coquettishly towards eyeballs]
people at the dog park get really offended that my dog still has his eye balls
City of Glompton
is that sand in your eyes, or are you just happy to see me?
*watching old tex avery cartoons* wow, some of these are really lewd
People look at me all shocked when i walk around in public without sunglasses, but it's my body and I'm not ashamed of it, and it's not anything people don't see in their own bedroom or, let's be honest here, the bathroom mirror (we've all been there ).
Get with the 21st century prudes
has anyone here had problems with premature observation? Because I have, um, a friend who could use some advice
If you touch your own eyeball too much, you'll go blind.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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