I WAS THE FURY

If your vision lasts for more than four hours, please see your doctor and let him know the new glasses work wonderfully and that you appreciate the work he has done.

no they will not

You know what they say about guys with huge penises... [gestures coquettishly towards eyeballs]

Luvcow

people at the dog park get really offended that my dog still has his eye balls

City of Glompton

is that sand in your eyes, or are you just happy to see me?

google THIS

*watching old tex avery cartoons* wow, some of these are really lewd

alnilam

People look at me all shocked when i walk around in public without sunglasses, but it's my body and I'm not ashamed of it, and it's not anything people don't see in their own bedroom or, let's be honest here, the bathroom mirror (we've all been there  ).
Get with the 21st century prudes

google THIS

has anyone here had problems with premature observation? Because I have, um, a friend who could use some advice

misty mountaintop

If you touch your own eyeball too much, you'll go blind.

– David "g0m" Dolan (@g0m)

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