SILLY BABY, Part III

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  Meditations from a Movable Weiner

  04-24-2014 by Jedidiah

  Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
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  BarkWire.com Dog Reviews: The Barquis de Sade & Cleaver

  04-23-2014 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff

  Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.

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  Realistic Expectations For This Year's Biggest Games

  Video Game Article

  Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
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  April 22, 2014

  Twitter Tuesday

  Some of the best tweets of the last couple weeks!
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  Funny Things to Say to a Guy Drinking out of a Sports-Style Bottle!

  Comedy Goldmine

  Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.