do skeletons have skeletons
no they are a total sum of their parts which consists of the following:*bones
you ever see a skeleton get hit by a boomerang
skeletons like to drink from big jugs with XXX on the side but the liquid just pours through them onto the floor
drinking milk would make them stronger, if only they could find a way
its a shame when a skeleton gets fossilized
they become powerful stone slkeletons, that is why caveman skeletons are so feared
skeletons are rude in general and enjoy harassing the elderly & school principals.
paraoneskeletons like flipping the bird
when a necromancer casts sorcery spells on a skeleton satan forces the ghost back around the skeleton and then the skeleton can move and be really scary at people and do music on his ribs
i'm eating a lot of food to keep my skeleton protected
Twistys Special Day
how do you determine the weight of your skeleton vs the weight of the rest of your body
Weigh yourself, remove everything except the bones, and then weigh yourself again
Twistys Special Day
is this the only way
Thanks again to Paraone and William "ryorininseven" Cook, as well as to FYAD in general. Finally, thanks to moonshine and morocco for the skeleton posts I used as promo text. Hi Ralp.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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