Take a look behind the scenes look at some prototypes of the previous creatures, soon to be featured on the DVD bonus features.
Here are a couple of unfortunate puppets that will never escape their wooden tomb.
Kermit the Frog found dead of hypothermia, aged 53.
Finally, here is a sock rabbit. I am not sure if I have this picture the right way up.
Quite frankly, if you have any desire to see more sock-related characters ever again for the rest of your life, you are a mean spirited son of a bitch who doesn't understand gratitude. If you would like to purchase one of Plethora's sock pals, check out this fun and informative link to an online store which probably won't scam you, but we take no responsibility if they do. I got out of the organized crime game in 2004 and have no interest in returning to it. Thanks to Plethora and GiantShoe, the forum goons who made socks, everyone who requested socks and even you, my sock-wearing readers. Next week's Goldmine will focus on the unsung hero of the footwear genre; the sandal. Join me next Tuesday, you'll kick yourself if you miss it!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.