The last image this week comes from ZenMaster, even although he messed up. I don't see Sonic anywhere in this picture?????
The Comedy Goldmine is out of rings and it's Game Over for another week. As usual, I owe the lives of my unborn children to the forum goons who contributed to this week's article. For a special treat this time around, the last word goes to our very own Lowtax. He took the theme of Sonic drawings to an all new level with his painting of our favorite spiky blue hedgehog. It's just a shame that his Dr Robotnik is trash! In fact, the painting sucks so much I'm not even going to watermark it, only a crazy person would want to steal that garbage! If I'm not hunted down and killed by old man Kyanka for my criticism of his art, I'll see you next week for another Comedy Goldmine.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.