A good way to establish yourself on the Something Awful forums is to promise your peers that you will animate their bizarre scenarios. Of course, if you are unable to do so successfully, you have established yourself as a dishonest failure! But bold newcomer I Love Badgers, who brazenly solicited ideas after just five days on the forums, converted the suggestions into a two-and-a-half-minute YouTube video, and it's, um, really something. The best way to present it to others -- at least those others who consider randomness the height of amusement, which is pretty much everyone on the Internet other than our readership -- is to link it to them without context. But to give proper credit to the people who came up with the script, here's the full sequence in chronological order!
A sentient hypercube gets caught in a vacuum and is turned inside out.
Wiggles Von Huggins
A cat playing a double neck guitar shreds as atom bombs explode behind him/her.
A man is crushed by a landing blimp.
A boot stomping on a human face - forever. The boot and face belong to the same person.
Darth vader turns into David bowie violently.
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka gleefully rolls around in a pile of .
A van is hit and all the people and things inside roll against the gravitational force.
F. Scott Fitzgerald eating burritos with Herman Munster.
A sad emperor palpatine shooting rainbows from his fingers instead of lightning.
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
A mans heart bursts from his chest, but it's a ROBOT HEART!
You say collaboration like it's a bad word.
The ocean is full of the stuff of nightmares and, no thanks to all that water, you can't even kill it with fire.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.