day 38905: still working on the car

day 38954: still working on the car

day 40754: took a break from working on the car to help my neighbor rob a bank

day 40755: got arrested for robbing the bank. made a deal with the judge to get set free in exchange for doing some work on his car

day 40756: been working on the judges car

day 40757: finished work on the judges car

day 41053: still working on the car

day 41094: still working on the car

day 42683: still working on the car

day 45830: still working on the car

day 45854: a 5 eyed tentacled thing walked out of a portal and asked to drive the car. i let him but he trailed brains and ichor all over the seats so now im going to have to clean it all off

day 46092: still working on the car

day 46982: found out that the car can time travel. went back in time and stole a bunch of parts from my past self

day 47023: still working on the car

day 47573: still working on the car

day 58230: neighbor learned how to teleport so he gave his x wing to me. been stripping it for spare parts

day 60934: went to help my neighbors ancestor work on his galleon

day 74389: still working on the car

day 75092: still working on the car

day 75093: still working on the car

Urodov

an incredible exploration of the nature of identity and purpose
the car is the ship of theseus, having gone through several iterations of complete replacement
so what is its continuity? does it matter? perhaps the persistent car is really the project, the eternal quest to achieve automotive satisfaction
yet even as he fervently chases the horizon he seems accepting of this state of affairs
what are we to make of this? how can we reconcile his striving with his complacency? is it insane or enlightened?
perhaps time will tell

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

[in a geek ass voice] um like, did you try turning it off and then, uh, like back on again?

TWIST FIST

im going to try that now

TWIST FIST

day 76985: still working on the car

day 79932: still working on the car

day 83024: plants in backyard got really huge and have started eating passerby. will go deal with that when im done working on the car

day 84020: still working on the car

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