TWIST FIST

day 84842: still working on the car

day 85030: took some parts from the car to help my neighbor build his cyborg body

day 85982: still working on the car

day 85998: found the higgs boson particle in the backseat while working on the car

day 86329: still working on the car

day 86849: drove the car around today. got stuck in a crater and had to push the car out

day 87310: still working on the car

day 88457: still working on the car

day 91849: got a bike, been using that to get around

day 91852: took the bike apart for pieces to work on the car

day 91938: still working on the car

MrWillsauce

how's the car looking?

Matoi Ryuko

I think you should give up on the car.

TWIST FIST

im making steady progress

TWIST FIST

day 92798: still working on the car

day 94083: still working on the car

day 94320: still working on the car

day 95123: still working on the car

day 95583: still working on the car

day 96029: took a break from working on the car to help my neighbor harvest souls for a project of his

day 96038: neighbor has gained godlike powers and is using them to help me work on the car

day 96039: still working on the car

day 96040: neighbor threw the car at superman. need to start over

day 98203: still working on the car

day 98574: took a break from working on the car to perform a ritual to bring my neighbor back from the dead

day 99895: still working on the car

day 100386: still working on the car


– David "g0m" Dolan (@g0m)

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