There's been a lot of spooky Halloween stuff on our front page lately, but we haven't really covered costumes. In this article, we continue not to do so. After all, anyone could type "Star Wars costume" into a search engine, but it takes a motivated mind to track down Star Wars maxi pads. So before you slip on a sexy Yoda hat, consider making a meta-statement by dressing up like these products! ("See, I'm not the Death Star itself, I'm a Death Star cutting board.") Then, please decide otherwise!
Star Wars has completely cornered the market on making baffling shit.
A Death Star cutting board. Why? What advantage does this offer over a normal cutting board, except for channels for liquids to puddle and mold in?
If you wear cufflinks, you don't wear these.
If you use a yoga mat, you don't use this one.
In case you needed to FLIP your MEAT with a STAR WARS
My grandchild will love strategically burnt bread!
Dress your child as an incestuous cloud of pop culture!
The movie isn't even out! You don't even know who this is! You don't have to serve chips off it yet!
this is great though
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Buy three Epic Loot Crates for only $7.99, get a free fourth loot crate for only $2.99!
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