Roughly three years ago, the SA Goons produced "Mirrors," a showcase of Photoshop-induced equilibrium. The intro for that Phriday referenced the Kiefer Sutherland film Mirrors, so I guess this one should draw attention to the direct-to-DVD sequel, which I'll do with this quote: "The only thing you're suspected of is being a lousy security guard!" Now then, like its predecessor, this theme has nothing to do with that horror franchise and everything to do with drastically improving the appearance of celebrities, politicians and animals by making them symmetrical!

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