Shelltron kindly gave us this insight into a look at the life of a gender-bending Belushi impersonator.


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Twisted Echidna loves nothing more than to jam out to The Byrds on his custom made, feathered guitar.


When it comes to wrapping up these articles, there's nun better than Underwater Shoe.


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– Craig "Russ" Russell

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