Cool me: "I see youre wearing your gay shirt today, Never mind thats just any shirt that you wear from your wardrobe"
HEREBYE IF LIFTED THE VARIOUS COOL FHIT MY T FHIRTF WILL READ WHEN I AM COOL
1. Stop checing out my t shirt!!!!!!!!!
2. Old School Gamer, New School Otaku, I am Crying Infinite Tears
3. "we all probably go to hell when we die.. but [# of QOTSA concerts ive been to & the counter goes up every time i see them] times in heaven makes it worth it"
4. [in jokerman font] I am not gay
Whats the skinny
take a thrill pill
did you make that yourself or did the trash can make it for you for free you fucken faggot
I'm not a loser. I'm not a loser. I'm not a loser. [electrical noises and flickering lights] I'm not a loser. [pupils turn solid black, mouth opens and an otherworldly screeching comes out] [time resets itself and now i'm a cool ass dude with a hot gf]
"whoops haha jjust call me mister butterfingers" - me as my backpack spills open and butterfingers fall on the lunch table for my friends to eat
this treasure SUCKS - said to trick my entire hiking clan into hating the cool treasure we found
"im tired from so much eat the turkey" - but i say this one on non thanksgiving days like in june and whatever to prove to my co workers that im rich and can eat holiday food whenever i want, im also gonna talk about halloween stuff in january to piss off samhain harvest ghosts
America sucks dick and its all the same one politics party and everyones pretty much fat and retarded
YEah, thatll work. Just like capitalism and all the fake as fuck street fighter nude codes
[guy is walking out of the room] Yeah, dont let the door hit you on the ass of the way out
[guy walks into the room[ Careful with your ass hitting the door on the way in here pal
[me doing wide grip chinups on doorway installed chin up bar] dont let this door hit me on the ass during good chinup technique
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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