a scary thing happened
and i cant get out
Bring Out De Beers!
the heat shatters my consciousness I think heat I taste the heat an unthinking machine
only heat, the heat on my skin the heat on my ears my mother's screams
only the fire
I run, screaming, with my crayons
"by his awards, ye shall know Him"
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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