a scary thing happened
and i cant get out
Bring Out De Beers!
the heat shatters my consciousness I think heat I taste the heat an unthinking machine
only heat, the heat on my skin the heat on my ears my mother's screams
only the fire
I run, screaming, with my crayons
"by his awards, ye shall know Him"
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