Handlebar Mustache




Painless




AlanNegative




Red Ken




perianwyr




AlanNegative

a scary thing happened


and i cant get out



Bring Out De Beers!

the heat shatters my consciousness I think heat I taste the heat an unthinking machine
only heat, the heat on my skin the heat on my ears my mother's screams

only the fire

I run, screaming, with my crayons



perianwyr

"by his awards, ye shall know Him"





Goatstein




Sick_Boy

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