a scary thing happened
and i cant get out
Bring Out De Beers!
the heat shatters my consciousness I think heat I taste the heat an unthinking machine
only heat, the heat on my skin the heat on my ears my mother's screams
only the fire
I run, screaming, with my crayons
"by his awards, ye shall know Him"
Doctor Ben Carson, Popeye's survivor, has some advice about school shootings, terrorists on airplanes, chopping malls, and more perilous scenarios.
With all these great tats, it's safe to say I'm the most unique person on earth. Which sounds great, until you realize how lonely it is.
Welcome to Tony Ha (loading... loading...) wk's Pro (unreadable due to blurry texture)
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.