a scary thing happened
and i cant get out
Bring Out De Beers!
the heat shatters my consciousness I think heat I taste the heat an unthinking machine
only heat, the heat on my skin the heat on my ears my mother's screams
only the fire
I run, screaming, with my crayons
"by his awards, ye shall know Him"
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.