Handlebar Mustache



Red Ken



a scary thing happened

and i cant get out

Bring Out De Beers!

the heat shatters my consciousness I think heat I taste the heat an unthinking machine
only heat, the heat on my skin the heat on my ears my mother's screams

only the fire

I run, screaming, with my crayons


"by his awards, ye shall know Him"



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