a scary thing happened
and i cant get out
Bring Out De Beers!
the heat shatters my consciousness I think heat I taste the heat an unthinking machine
only heat, the heat on my skin the heat on my ears my mother's screams
only the fire
I run, screaming, with my crayons
"by his awards, ye shall know Him"
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Once again I'm stuck with a useless egg man statue and nobody to tend to my robust physical and emotional needs. Worst of all, the egg man didn't even come with a stool. I have to share my recliner and bed with him, and he is not sensitive to my needs at all.
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