I don't have an Uncle Jack, but I do have an Uncle John, and he's one hell of a weirdo. He acts gay, looks gay, and pretends to be gay, but he's very straight. So when he randomly pretended to stroke my hair and told me I was pretty, I always freaked out and locked my bedroom door. We all have weird uncles who make us uncomfortable. This week, the SA Forum Goons share their "experiences" with Uncle Jack. He's crude. He's crass. He's family.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.