I don't have an Uncle Jack, but I do have an Uncle John, and he's one hell of a weirdo. He acts gay, looks gay, and pretends to be gay, but he's very straight. So when he randomly pretended to stroke my hair and told me I was pretty, I always freaked out and locked my bedroom door. We all have weird uncles who make us uncomfortable. This week, the SA Forum Goons share their "experiences" with Uncle Jack. He's crude. He's crass. He's family.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.