I don't have an Uncle Jack, but I do have an Uncle John, and he's one hell of a weirdo. He acts gay, looks gay, and pretends to be gay, but he's very straight. So when he randomly pretended to stroke my hair and told me I was pretty, I always freaked out and locked my bedroom door. We all have weird uncles who make us uncomfortable. This week, the SA Forum Goons share their "experiences" with Uncle Jack. He's crude. He's crass. He's family.
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.