I don't have an Uncle Jack, but I do have an Uncle John, and he's one hell of a weirdo. He acts gay, looks gay, and pretends to be gay, but he's very straight. So when he randomly pretended to stroke my hair and told me I was pretty, I always freaked out and locked my bedroom door. We all have weird uncles who make us uncomfortable. This week, the SA Forum Goons share their "experiences" with Uncle Jack. He's crude. He's crass. He's family.
The ocean is full of the stuff of nightmares and, no thanks to all that water, you can't even kill it with fire.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.