One time I made a pretty cake!
MADE OUT OF MEAT
The 'cake' was meatloaf, 'icing' was coloured mashed potato and the 'jam' was ketchup, Worcestershire sauce and some other stuff. We managed to get him to take a bite without noticing it wasn't cake. He was.....surprised.
My mother didn't do a very good job of teaching me not to play with my food.
Mr. Frustration Man
I made cake pops for a Lovecraft-themed event based off the Yith depicted on the cover of The Shadow Out of Time:
This tuna ain't working, bro, and this gross hot dog needs a one way trip to go live on your uncle's Flavor Farm.
These millennials have no idea how it feels to really work. They would never think about spending all day in the hot sun with their carapace baking and their dung drying out.
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