One time I made a pretty cake!
MADE OUT OF MEAT
The 'cake' was meatloaf, 'icing' was coloured mashed potato and the 'jam' was ketchup, Worcestershire sauce and some other stuff. We managed to get him to take a bite without noticing it wasn't cake. He was.....surprised.
My mother didn't do a very good job of teaching me not to play with my food.
Mr. Frustration Man
I made cake pops for a Lovecraft-themed event based off the Yith depicted on the cover of The Shadow Out of Time:
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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