One time I made a pretty cake!
MADE OUT OF MEAT
The 'cake' was meatloaf, 'icing' was coloured mashed potato and the 'jam' was ketchup, Worcestershire sauce and some other stuff. We managed to get him to take a bite without noticing it wasn't cake. He was.....surprised.
My mother didn't do a very good job of teaching me not to play with my food.
Mr. Frustration Man
I made cake pops for a Lovecraft-themed event based off the Yith depicted on the cover of The Shadow Out of Time:
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
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