One time I made a pretty cake!
MADE OUT OF MEAT
The 'cake' was meatloaf, 'icing' was coloured mashed potato and the 'jam' was ketchup, Worcestershire sauce and some other stuff. We managed to get him to take a bite without noticing it wasn't cake. He was.....surprised.
My mother didn't do a very good job of teaching me not to play with my food.
Mr. Frustration Man
I made cake pops for a Lovecraft-themed event based off the Yith depicted on the cover of The Shadow Out of Time:
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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