And there you have it, folks. Another successful Goldmine that has all of the children of all of the countries of all of the world singing and holding hands while singing all of the songs and holding all of the hands. That crazy Winceton; what zany scrapes will he get into next?
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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