> Treat neighbor as though Mexico and self as USA
> Collect prizes from petunia bushes
>Make a nasty yo momma joke to the ugly kid.
>Fuse with the pink-haired Pearl
> INDUCE Berserk
Point accusingly at Sabertooth's crotch bulge and condemn him for corrupting the neighborhood's youth
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