Dinosaurmageddon

> Treat neighbor as though Mexico and self as USA

> Collect prizes from petunia bushes

SomePacifist

>pickup shotgun

>equip shotgun

Borden

Uxzuigal

>Make a nasty yo momma joke to the ugly kid.

Borden

Applewhite

>Fuse with the pink-haired Pearl

Borden

Dinosaurmageddon

> INDUCE Berserk

Command Ant

Point accusingly at Sabertooth's crotch bulge and condemn him for corrupting the neighborhood's youth

Borden

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