> Realize that your powers are peerless; locate and assassinate Donald Trump
Actually we should fuse with him and MAKE AMERICA GRATE
> Confront Patriarchy for leadership of X-JET
The Skeleton King
>Hunt down cyclops and kill him for being the lamest X-man.
Hey, friends! Steve Mnuchin is taking a trip to the money. Let's go with him!
Those NFL players have really stuck their knees in it this time!
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