Does anybody here remember Vera "Viconia" Lynn? Under her guidance, Comedy Goldmine often served as a haven for crude and scandalous threads, which worked out well, given that the upstanding Photoshop Phriday gatekeeper wanted to keep his section morally pristine! Eventually, she drew the attention of the Sweep Away Pornography committee, who showed up at her doorstep with brooms in hand. When they left, her porch was cleaner than it had ever been! She later moved away from Forumsville for unrelated reasons. Now she lives inside a globe-shaped bed of flowers, with a pebbled walkway leading up to her property [art pending], but her spirit -- not to mention the spirits of those who created earlier Work-Safe Porn images -- lives on with this theme!

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