"I'm the same way before I've had my morning coffee."
"I'm not sure about this new motivational poster"
"I hope it destroys all those buildings over there, just think of the view we'll have!"
"Dammit, if that stupid building would only collapse already we could finally see his dick."
"Well? Tell me what's going on out there! You know I'm blind!"
"Police? Yeah, Gumby overdosed on steroids again and is trying to fuck the building to death."
"You owe me sex now."
"I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going..."
Dissatisfied Star Wars fans have taken the women out of the Last Jedi with a new fan edit. They won't stop there.
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.