"I'm the same way before I've had my morning coffee."
"I'm not sure about this new motivational poster"
"I hope it destroys all those buildings over there, just think of the view we'll have!"
"Dammit, if that stupid building would only collapse already we could finally see his dick."
"Well? Tell me what's going on out there! You know I'm blind!"
"Police? Yeah, Gumby overdosed on steroids again and is trying to fuck the building to death."
"You owe me sex now."
"I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going..."
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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