"About 12 inches I guess"
"...well I try to break the ice at parties, while he provides the small talk"
"Big prick, meet bigger prick."
"Technically it's still 'death by lethal injection'"
"I'm afraid you're going to need yet another colonoscopy."
"The deafening sound of your super-heartbeat has left me with permanent hearing damage."
"Mr. Luthor sir, you were Superman this whole time?!"
"Comic books are for children"
I'm thankful that the internet has a few more weeks of Net Neutrality protection before the inevitable outcome of deregulation comes to pass. I'll see you on Tier Basic, assuming you spring for the Limited Email Plan and your ISP hasn't throttled this domain.
Hey, friends! Steve Mnuchin is taking a trip to the money. Let's go with him!
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