"About 12 inches I guess"
"...well I try to break the ice at parties, while he provides the small talk"
"Big prick, meet bigger prick."
"Technically it's still 'death by lethal injection'"
"I'm afraid you're going to need yet another colonoscopy."
"The deafening sound of your super-heartbeat has left me with permanent hearing damage."
"Mr. Luthor sir, you were Superman this whole time?!"
"Comic books are for children"
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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