Doctor J Off
"Why do you have coat hangers as decoration?"
"Excuse me, waiter? I would like the check, please. My blind date is a magician."
"Wait, make that two tampons."
"Uh, Bill, I don't think it's really necessary to actually assemble the cast of your 'walk into a bar' joke for a visual aid, just tell me the joke"
"It's the cactus. I'd recognize that prick anywhere."
Sharks Eat Bear
C. Everett Koop
"You know that mustache and soul patch combo really makes you look like an asshole, right?"
"Christ, Brenda, you're such a slob."
Big Mean Jerk
"Not everything's about you, Lena Dunham."
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
TEH SOCIAL MEDIA FASTBOOK STOLE MY DATA. SOLD IT TOO A HOG CON GAME. WHERED MY DATA GO??>? WHO TEH HELL KNOWS! IM IN DIGITAL HELL
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