"Hang on, gotta go see what the ol ball and chain wants."
let me in mom!!!
...AND BOY, ARE MY ARMS TIRED!
"I've heard of clawing your way to the top, but this is ridiculous!"
"I've heard of a server farm, but this is ridiculous!"
"I've heard of the typing pool, but this is ridiculous!"
"I've heard of a jury pool, but this is ridiculous!"
"...this tragedy could have been avoided if it was mandatory to have 20 seatbelts in a single car."
"Fuck off, clown."
Thanks to Applewhite for pointing out the contest, and to the Goons for all the unofficial entries!
This week, I'll be playing an '80s arcade rom rumored to be a CIA mind-control experiment. Please like and subscribe!
I'm thankful that the internet has a few more weeks of Net Neutrality protection before the inevitable outcome of deregulation comes to pass. I'll see you on Tier Basic, assuming you spring for the Limited Email Plan and your ISP hasn't throttled this domain.
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