Applewhite

"Hang on, gotta go see what the ol ball and chain wants."


let me in mom!!!

...AND BOY, ARE MY ARMS TIRED!

sout/ Applewhite

"I've heard of clawing your way to the top, but this is ridiculous!"

Applewhite

"I've heard of a server farm, but this is ridiculous!"

Applewhite

"I've heard of the typing pool, but this is ridiculous!"

Applewhite

"I've heard of a jury pool, but this is ridiculous!"




Tace Vim

"...this tragedy could have been avoided if it was mandatory to have 20 seatbelts in a single car."

Applewhite

"Fuck off, clown."

Thanks to Applewhite for pointing out the contest, and to the Goons for all the unofficial entries!

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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