"Hang on, gotta go see what the ol ball and chain wants."
let me in mom!!!
...AND BOY, ARE MY ARMS TIRED!
"I've heard of clawing your way to the top, but this is ridiculous!"
"I've heard of a server farm, but this is ridiculous!"
"I've heard of the typing pool, but this is ridiculous!"
"I've heard of a jury pool, but this is ridiculous!"
"...this tragedy could have been avoided if it was mandatory to have 20 seatbelts in a single car."
"Fuck off, clown."
Thanks to Applewhite for pointing out the contest, and to the Goons for all the unofficial entries!
If you are 35 and you are not integrated into the Gigathrax then you are not ready to retire.
While designing this space, I imagined David Fincher being forced to recreate the music video for Nine Inch Nails' Closer in a haunted gas station bathroom.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
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