HAUNTED WHOREHOUSE

This site is dedicated to reviewing the worst Quake 2 maps in existence. There are craploads of map sites out there that spend their time reviewing the best of the best, but come on, who the fuck cares about those? Besides, for every one good map, there's at least five bad ones out there. If the idiots who make these hunks o' crap are not kept in check and given a public flogging, they'll keep making the same awful maps and all humanity will suffer. It was upon that premise that Cranky Steve's Haunted Whorehouse was born.

It's our goal to keep and maintain a public database with every horrid creation out there, as a service to all of humanity. Cranky Steve has nightmares of some little eight year old kid going to get a Quake 2 map, naive to the ways of the Internet, and then proceeding to download a terrible disaster like "The Gallery." But then again, Cranky Steve sometimes has nightmares about snowmen with branding irons, so that could be taken with a grain of salt.

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