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Dear Mr. Mayor: Please Do Something About the Pirate Ghosts

Wednesday, February 8, 2012 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff

Dear Mr. Mayor, I've been trying very hard to see the positives of having a crew of murderous ghost pirates sailing around town in a ship that can move through solid objects and cannot be damaged by bullets. I've thought long and I've thought hard, Mr. Mayor. The simple fact is I don't see any good coming out of this situation.

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