Closetmonster
Closetmonster, submitted by Voltaire. I have proposed and lobbied for a new law that would regulate who gets to own photo manipulation programs. As the law stands right now, anybody can own one of these programs, and being untrained and of questionable mental health, they can cause great harm to the Internet with their creations. This site is a perfect example. Look at exhibit A:
I have forwarded this site as well as countless others to my representatives in hopes that my proposed law will pass, and photoshops will be left to the few who are deemed talented and less likely to make a website dedicated to a fringe fetish of huge breasted, women suits with aliens and men popping out of them. Violation of this new law would be a fate worse than death. Take them to Detroit.
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