MYGLITTERROMANCE, submitted by Chuckles. My romance with glitter is over thanks to what may be the most hatefully illegible website I have seen in years. It's like the text exists in seven or eight dimensions more than a human can even perceive.
Luckily, the brain trust behind MYGLITTERROMANCE has included plenty of sparkling animated word art and adorably sassy dollies with which we can communicate.
How are you doing, MY GLITTERROMANCE?
Thatís good to hear, and what have you been up to lately?
I donít know what that means! Iím not up on your hip Myspace lingo.
A war? That sounds terrible. Why canít you just do something nice?
Ah, well it all makes sense! Wake up, white people!