Word to Your Mother!
Submitted by Aaron
I bet you assholes think this job is easy. "Oh, all he does is write a bunch of unfunny jokes about Youtube videos that people send him!" Lemme tell ya something, bucko: it's harder than it looks. There are deadlines to meet, video after revolting video to sort through and to make matters even worse, I have to do all of this on a paltry 100k/year plus benefits salary.
Still, there are times that make it all worthwhile; times like my first viewing of "Banana Starship"; times when a single tear rolls down my cheek and I catch myself thinking "God bless America".