I Hate You Page 04
- I don't know what the hell's going on in this picture. I don't want to know.
- Screeching Doctor Pizzaface realizes he can't get BOTH hands up his gaping anus. I beat this guy up last year at a barbeque. I'd do it again if I knew where he lived. I'll get the neighbor's cat to piss on him too.
- One of the Constipated Pirates of the Carribean. He's probably thinking about turkey. He's ALWAYS thinking about turkey. I hate turkey. I hate this guy too. YAR.
- Please do not sell this photo to the National Enquirer. I want to give it to them myself. I could earn up to $10,000 for conclusive proof of the Yeti.
- I forget what this lady's name is. Her cheekbones appear to be sculpted from Crisco. Get a load of those boobs, they look like asscheeks. I'm afraid of this man.
- Yeah, ok.