I Hate You Page 05

That ugly fucker on the right cheats at Shuffleboard. See his pal, Eddie "The Gopher" Jesphevitz on the left? I had a sexual affair with his wife. She was lousy in bed.
Jim Harvey. He's starring in the upcoming "Blair Dork Project".
IT'S RAINING UGLY!
Mike Turbaine. He's been permanently constipated ever since the time he "accidentally" sat on his pet hamster. All six of them. Repeatedly.
My neighbor's kid. No fucking comment.
My bud Sep says "Look out, it's the Pillsbury Commando!" He's damn right.