I Hate You Page 06
- I WILL PAY SOMEBODY $50,000 TO MAKE THIS PICTURE GET THE HELL OFF MY MONITOR
- Pete and Steve McNamara. On weekdays they run the stupid "Fantasy Zone Comic Shop", and on weekends they rent their service out as the world's largest maritial aids.
- Thanks to the miraculous wonders of time traveling, our town is able to import idiots from the past. Quick, pose with the gay man, only 50 cents per picture! Morons.
- A herd of wild drummers. I will shoot them and put their heads on plaques. No, I will not stuff and mount the bodies.
- THEY USED THEIR NINJA POWERS TO SNEAK INTO "POKEMON 2000" WITHOUT PAYING. WAY TO GO, STRIKE FORCE TEAM DUMBASS!
- Prom Night comes to cheap white trash. Mom is especially proud because she made Amanda's prom dress out of the curtain. When Amanda's mom smiles, she looks like an ugly pumpkin.