I Hate You Page 100
- This zit-faced freak thought it would be funny to pretend like he was giving oral sex to a vibrator. I thought it would be funny to ram the thing through the back of his malformed skull. I suppose I got the last laugh, at least until his corpse rolled over and I caught a glimpse of his face again. No amount of drinking in the world is going to cover up those kinds of mental scars.
- It's ironic that merely SEEING how goddamn idiotic ravers look makes you want to go out and do every drug possible. I hate these little punk bastards and can't wait for the day somebody spikes all their drugs with an unhealthy dose of antifreeze.
- Testicle Face harvests pubic hair on his chin for Winter! This makes him happy!
- Is she gothic or a whore? Gothic? Whore? Gothic? Whore? I vote for "gothic" because there's no way she could make a living by offering her pasty-white carcass for sex unless she's regularly hitting the blind wing of the West Appleton Shady Acres Retirement Villa.
- North Appleton's Jellyfish Escort Service is a big hit to fathead scumbuckets like Mitch Yates who recoils at the touch of another human being.
- "Uglycat, we're coming for you, you weak ass pussy!"
"RAAAWWWWWRRRRR!!! BRING IT ON, DIRTBAG! ROWWRRR!"