I Hate You Page 103
- The Dungeons and Dragons class of 2001, shortly before I drove off in their little geek bus and stranded them in the middle of the woods. I bet they casted all kinds of crazy shit spells on me. Go jump off a building, you slugs.
- Kevin Manning is armed and dangerous. Okay, he's just armed. Barely.
- No! It's a trick! Don't eat the cake! Emelda Thomas fattens you up so she can haul your lardass into her Easybake oven.
- I don't know who the hell these freaks are, but I'd guess offhand that they're convicts.
- More South Appleton Community College fratboys. Major homosexuals majoring in Homosexuality. When they graduate and get the degree, the dean shoves it up their ass.
- Pretty Purple, the West Appleton painter. Guess what he majored in at South Appleton Community College (HINT: they don't offer painting).