I Hate You Page 11

- Two contestants at the annual "East Appleton Muskie Leech Swallowing Competition". They are dressed for success!

- I don't know what exactly is going on in this photo, but it's probably not legal.

- Oh no! Serbian maid Yyvoenne Gorgenshmola is trapped between rival vending machines. Who will clean up the bathroom in the 7-11 now?

- FANTASTIC!!!

- Suzy Reynolds wanted to be a cast member on "Blossom". She was edged out by that whore who played "Six". I hated that kid. I hated the person who played "Joey" even more though. Hell, I despised the entire cast. I only watched that show because it was on before "Law and Order".

- "Hmmm, pork or ham? Pork or ham? Why not both?" Stevie's hair reflects his passion for meatloaf.

