I Hate You Page 129
- High school chemistry teacher Marvin Anderson, shortly before he was arrested for stirring the manchowder in a public place.
- ROCKIN' OUT AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE! YEAH! ROCK ON! ROCK AND ROLL! WHERE'S THE CAKE, GRANDMA?
"ROWWWWRRRRR! You fat fuck! I'll claw your eyes out and bury bottle caps in your skull! ROWWWWRRRWWWRR!!!"
- This is the last thing a pancake ever sees.
- Finally, some ladies who can hold their liquor and aren't afraid to chug from the bottle like real men. Too bad they're sea hags. Make yourself scare, ya dippy broads, I'm tired of looking at your pale and misshapen skulls.