I Hate You Page 13
- Murleen McKowski. She's the cowgirl of the South Appleton Trailer Plaza. She charges extra to keep her clothes on. Believe me, you won't mind paying it.
- And to think people believe that all marching band members are geeks. Reggie Forrester proves that some band members are also mutant geeks as well.
- Remember that scene from "The Twilight Zone" when that fatass William Shatner / John Lithgow was screaming that there was a monster on the wing of the airplane, and then it attacked him? This is like that scene only more horrific. The poor guy never had a chance.
- The East Appleton Debate Team demonstrates that their natural enemy is the pigeon. So is soap and hair gel. Take a bath you chubby fucks. And get off my damn lawn!!!
- Little Chris Gardner was surprised as all hell when he found out his birthday present was the same boot I used to kick his pasty white ass with.
- Holy crap, looks like God screwed up.