I Hate You Page 141
- Judging by the evidence presented in this picture, "Linux" is the name of a very flaming man who probably enjoys having rolling pins inserted up his anal cavity. Nice fanny pack, Inspector Punchingbag.
- Just imagine all the raw failure lactating from this cretinous slob's nipples. I'd kick his ass myself, but I don't want my foot to vanish inside one of his many bloated folds.
- The White Trash Militia prepares to defend their trailer home from jackbooted governmental thugs. Looking good there, you addlebrained tubs of shit. I hope at least one of you dies in a tragic NASCAR accident.
- "HELLO LADIES! I PROTECT THE MAGIC WOODS FROM TROLLS! I AM BOBBA FAT, STAR TRACK KNIGHT."
- Friendly advice to anybody staying overnight in an Appleton City hotel: BURN THE BEDSHEETS AND BRING YOUR OWN.
Even more friendly advice to anybody staying overnight in an Appleton City hotel: don't fucking bother. Instead of leaving a small chocolate bar under your pillow, they leave this. If you think that thing is huge, imagine the size of the dog's ass where it fell from.
- The Moron in the Iron Mask. Fuck you too, buddy.