I Hate You Page 15

Yeah, that's right. The Blob Squad strikes a pose shortly before my fist strikes their face.
NAME: Cris Irving
BIRTHDATE: 9-21-77
SEX: Beats the fuck out of me
Haha, I can see you've been working out, sir!!!
The Pansy Pirates of the Carribean. Don't ask where the wooden pegleg is.
YES TWO. YOU'LL HAVE TO CUT MY HAIR TWO TIMES TO GET RID OF THE SKUZZY RAT TAILS I'VE GOT GROWING OFF IT.
Mike Birmingham can't get enough cat urine! Watch him reinact his favorite scene from "The Blair Witch Project".