I Hate You Page 150
WE'RE STUPID RETARDS!!!
- Some flatheaded mutant shows off the latest Appleton City fashion garment: Shit Shoes. Made from the same material that composes your head, you four eyed fungus factory.
- This is the only way a goth girl will be able to get a man between her legs. Hell, when you're some Mary Manson worshipping loser, you'll take any bone you can get. I wouldn't touch a goth broad with a 20 foot electric nightstick, unless I'm breaking it over their skull of course.
- Oh wonderful, more blank shooting Failures of the Justice League. Quick Robin, call Batman so he can come over and throw your geeky ass off a bridge. But where the hell is Batman anyway?
- Oh, there he is, in the middle, with his buddies Queen Sixpack and The Squirmy Biker. Quick gang, better go solve a crime before mom gets home and tells your zit-infested asses to go get a job at the Cracker Barrel.
Reggie Henderson. His superpower is being so goddamn ugly that it looks like he's being dragged through a wind tunnel by angry horses. Hopefully that shit isn't an airborn virus I can catch when I'm introducing my crowbar to each and every one of this fat meatskull's ribs.