I Hate You Page 152
- GOTH DANCE PARTY!!!
Satan says "do the twist." I'll help him out by falling in through your window and twisting your skull so far around that you'll be staring down your asscrack for the rest of your unholy life, Esmerelda.
- I don't know what the fuck this is. I hate computers. Even the really faggy ones like this.
- DRINK MY LEMONADE!!!
- Peter St. John and his lovely wife, Kornga.
PETER: "Say Kornga, this dinner party is going swimmingly!"
PETER: "Oh no, Kornga, you ate all our guests!"
KORNGA: "MARF DROOOOOOL"
PETER: "Oh, I was mistaken, you just ate that pile of used condoms I found in the medical waste basket."
GO GO GRANNY!!!
WIN THE RACE!!!
Ah Jesus, what an old hag.
Bathtub Barney shows off his manly physique. He looks so well defined now. You can almost see the edges of the washer and dryer I shoved into him.