I Hate You Page 16

- No you idiots, the scarecrow is supposed to go OUTSIDE the house. People in West Appleton don't know a damn thing about farming.

- Gary and Ted James still get excited going through other people's toilet bowls.

- The crime of "breaking and eating" can cost you 15 days in jail.

- Frank Yyvonetz doubles over in pain from my lethal knee to his gut. I don't know what the hell that sign above him says. I think it's some Jap code or something.

- Yes, all teenagers are stupid punks.

- Haha, stuck between a rock... and a FAT place!

