I Hate You Page 18

- What the...? How the hell many people are given Idiot of the Year Awards? I think the competition is rigged.

- Rough and tumble gangster Jason "Faggy" Malone demonstrates how to do the Hokey Pokey outside his daddy's car. I wish he was doing it in a locked garage. With the car engine running.

- Woah! Metalmouth Man gets lucky with his male tennis partner, who is storing seven pool balls in his mouth.

- These three retards go into epileptic seizures when the store runs out of Digimon shirts. If I ever see em on the streets, I make it a priority to chase them around with my car while screaming, "I NEVER SAW A GAGGLE OF GEEKS RUN SO FAST!!!" Then I throw my ashtray at their heads.

- Pool skimmers are supposed to remove shit like this from the pool.

- What does the lobster and Cheryl Rhineson have in common? They're both full of butter.

