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- HAPPY HUSBAND: "Oh come on honey, let's take a nice family picture in the fake woods."
BURNT SIENNA WIFE: "OHHHHH GOD MY FACE MY FACE OHH GOD"
HAPPY HUSBAND: "Shhh, don't let the elfboy see us fighting."
- Oh well this certainly is nice.
- One time about a year ago Lake Meatshore flooded and washed a bunch of shit into all the homes in Appleton City. I spent weeks cleaning shit like this out of my garage. I never knew trash from the lake could be so goddamn fruity.
- Fake female A-man-da Shaftenrod gets nailed to the wall. Literally.
- Officer Androgynous and Alien Al rent a room at the Ramada Inn so they can practice their newest Broadway Play, "Getting Thrown Out of a Ramada Inn Because Cliff Yablonski Called Up and Said They Had a Bomb."
I SEARCH FOR MYSTERIES!