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- THESE CHOMPERS ARE ILLEGAL IN 49 STATES!!! And her head looks like a greased egg. WHERE'S MY SKILLET?!? I'VE GOT A GUTTERBRAIN OMELET TO MAKE!
"ROOOWWWWWRRRR!!! DON'T TRUST HIS MAGIC!!! CRYPT ELF HAS MEAN TRICKS!! ROWWWWRRR!"
- These are the kind of hooligans that roam the streets of Appleton City. These specific shitdonuts broke into my tool shed and found my cases of Mexican beer and porno mags. I managed to salvage some of the beer but I couldn't get their blood off the porno mags.
- WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!! Don't answer that question you inbred horselovers.
- The Turd Magician summons a neck load of gay using his magic spells of timeless Arabia. Do not defy the Turd Magician!
WHAT MURDERHOLE DO YOU FUCKING SHITS CRAWL OUT OF AND HOW DO I PUT YOU BACK?!!!