I Hate You Page 20

I believe John Glonski's face is composed of 99% "soft serve vanilla". So is his stomach probably.
Haha. "Hooters" - the only thing this guy will never ever be interested in!
Watch out lady, I think that kid on your head has a surprise for you.
This was the first group of losers I tried out my patented Cliff Yablonski "Gut Buster Brownies" on. Want to know the secret ingrediant? Tough.
"Mutant Match" hooks up another perfect couple.

Tom Patterson shows off his smooth moves. Hey Tom, you need to have a girl with you! Or at least a rabbit. Knowing you, you'll probably go for the rabbit.