I Hate You Page 247
- LORD ACNE ELF COMMANDS YOU TO ROLL THE 20-SIDED DIE TO SEE IF YOU SURVIVED THE WHITE TRASH MOUSTACHE ATTACK!
- Patty Ferginson prepares her favorite beverage, Creme De La Can. It's an eloquent mixture of wet cardboard, rotting meat, and key parts of her "missing" husband.
- HELLO LADIES!!!
- Ben Margrit goes boar hunting in his own livingroom. He was later arrested for the murder of his parents and 20-megaton sister, the Margrit Menace.
Your cholesterol level, you rancid tub of filth.
- I HAVE DEFEATED GRANDMA IN COMBAT